Beer Name: Cryptic Nonsense
Style: Super IPA
ABV: 7.0
IBU: 59
Color: A soft, dulcet yellow, not unlike the "creamy honey mustard" you get at terrible fast-food restaurants
Cheese Pairing: Brie
Food Pairing: Arancini
Music Pairing (Jimbo's Choice): "Cha Cha" by Balkan Beat Box
Music Pairing (Jared's Choice): "I Hate Greg" by Mr. Dibbs
Best Occasion to Drink: While losing horribly at trivia
Brewers' Notes: "What would happen if we took all our favorite hops and dumped a whole bunch into one beer?"
It's this. This is what would happen.
"Which hops do you use?"
You should know better than that by now. Best to not sweat it, because we ain't tellin' anyway. Not just because we don't feel like it, but also because we don't feel like it.
"What's it like?"
Picture a piece of fruit with a beguiling smile. Now picture that fruit holding a bunch of flowers hostage, only to be foiled by a lone pine tree that's backed up by - you guessed it - a bunch of other fruits.
Style: Super IPA
ABV: 7.0
IBU: 59
Color: A soft, dulcet yellow, not unlike the "creamy honey mustard" you get at terrible fast-food restaurants
Cheese Pairing: Brie
Food Pairing: Arancini
Music Pairing (Jimbo's Choice): "Cha Cha" by Balkan Beat Box
Music Pairing (Jared's Choice): "I Hate Greg" by Mr. Dibbs
Best Occasion to Drink: While losing horribly at trivia
Brewers' Notes: "What would happen if we took all our favorite hops and dumped a whole bunch into one beer?"
It's this. This is what would happen.
"Which hops do you use?"
You should know better than that by now. Best to not sweat it, because we ain't tellin' anyway. Not just because we don't feel like it, but also because we don't feel like it.
"What's it like?"
Picture a piece of fruit with a beguiling smile. Now picture that fruit holding a bunch of flowers hostage, only to be foiled by a lone pine tree that's backed up by - you guessed it - a bunch of other fruits.