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Beer Name: Cryptic Nonsense
Style: Super IPA
ABV: 7.0
IBU: 59
Color: A soft, dulcet yellow, not unlike the "creamy honey mustard" you get at terrible fast-food restaurants

Cheese Pairing: Brie
Food Pairing: Arancini
Music Pairing (Jimbo's Choice):  "Cha Cha" by Balkan Beat Box
Music Pairing (Jared's Choice): "I Hate Greg" by Mr. Dibbs
Best Occasion to Drink: While losing horribly at trivia

Brewers' Notes: "What would happen if we took all our favorite hops and dumped a whole bunch into one beer?" 

​It's this. This is what would happen. 


"Which hops do you use?"

You should know better than that by now. Best to not sweat it, because we ain't tellin' anyway. Not just because we don't feel like it, but also because we don't feel like it. 

"What's it like?"

Picture a piece of fruit with a beguiling smile. Now picture that fruit holding a bunch of flowers hostage, only to be foiled by a lone pine tree that's backed up by - you guessed it - a bunch of other fruits. 
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  • Home
  • Store
  • Beer Garden
  • Beer
    • Extra Naked
    • Key Lime
    • Wasted Life
    • Shut Up Kelly!
    • Weekly Cask
    • Critters (Mixed Fermentation Series)
    • Joybringer
    • Joyrider
    • Kegasus
    • El Pulpo
    • Fancy Pants
    • Blood of Krampus
    • Funky Life
    • Barrel Aged El Pulpo
    • Melvin the Mammoth (Goes to Jamaica)
    • The Quadless Leg Monster
    • Rebello Fellow
    • Soiree
    • Pre-Boil Dave
    • Double Key Lime
    • No Puns, Just Fun
    • Barb
    • Passion (Fruit) Project
    • Play Date
    • It's Like We Finish Each Other's...
    • ... Sandwiches!
    • Mystery Shack
    • Sir Wallington
    • No Light Ever
    • Ol' Orange Eyes
    • Past Brews >
      • 100
      • 404: Recipe Not Found
      • Adelle
      • Armchair
      • Atlantica
      • Azacca
      • Barrel Aged Biere de Krampus
      • Beer of Truth
      • Believer
      • Belma
      • Benthic Realm
      • Best
      • Biere de Krampus
      • Biere de Melons
      • Big Boots '17
      • Big Boots '18
      • Big Boots '19
      • Big Boots '20
      • Big deLICious
      • Bison Penny
      • Black Witow
      • Blood Built
      • Bonanza
      • Bone Machine
      • Bone Smasher
      • Boneheads
      • Buffalo Nickel
      • Bullhead
      • Callisto
      • Cartwheels
      • Cello
      • Centennial
      • Champion of the Sun
      • Chance
      • Chaos
      • Chaos Reigns
      • Chimera
      • Chromo
      • Clusterbomb
      • Come Out and Play
      • Comet Bomb
      • Control is in Your Command
      • Cosmic Showers of Love
      • Cryptic Nonsense
      • Crystal
      • Dance Bob
      • Danzig
      • Death Salon
      • D 'n A
      • DNA
      • Dobbie
      • Doomrider
      • Doubleplusgood
      • Doyle
      • Dr. Dankenstein
      • Eclipse
      • Elmo
      • Estate
      • Everything is Peachy
      • F.A.O.
      • Fermento-Tainment!
      • Fig Pig
      • Fool's Paradise
      • Four Star Smoothie
      • Galena
      • Ganymede
      • Get Proud and Get Loud!
      • Ghost Dragon
      • Ginger Disco
      • Ginger Extraordinaire
      • Ginger Jamboree
      • Ginger Spectacular
      • Gnasher
      • Green Smoothie
      • The Gruncle
      • Guill O'Teen
      • Haley
      • Half the Time
      • Hartshorne
      • Henrietta
      • Hillcrest
      • History Mysteries
      • Honey 'n' Hops
      • Hoopin'
      • I See a Dankness
      • Idaho 7
      • J.A.R.E.D.
      • Jabber
      • Jaunty
      • Jeff
      • Jimbo Jaliper
      • Jodi
      • Josh
      • Korey
      • L.I.Z.
      • Late Grain
      • Lawbringer
      • Lawn Chair
      • Lazy Pants
      • Library
      • Life Sentence
      • Life Sentence II
      • Lil' Delicious
      • Lil' Witeon
      • Los Aromos
      • Love Doctor
      • Madeline the Destroyer
      • Mandarina Pale
      • Mandarinazacca
      • Mango Thango
      • Marimba
      • Maybe Saturday
      • Melvin the Mammoth
      • Melvin the Mammoth (Goes to Belgium)
      • Melvin the Mammoth (Goes to Kentucky)
      • Mild Child
      • Mo'Biscuits!
      • Monarch
      • Mr. Buttons
      • Multihead
      • Nerd Farm
      • Nick
      • Nug
      • Ocean
      • Oh My!
      • Oink!
      • On-On
      • Orange Red Dead
      • Organ Meats
      • Out of Bounds
      • Pat Signal
      • Picnic Time
      • Pink Smoothie
      • The Protector
      • Pounder
      • P.R.I.D.E.
      • Pretend It's Summer
      • Pullover
      • Purple Smoothie
      • Quaddles
      • Redeemer
      • The Royal Sampler
      • Ruby Rye
      • Rufus
      • Sabrobro
      • Serendipity
      • Shadows
      • Shelby
      • Shlem
      • Showdown
      • Skeleton Key
      • Smaltster
      • Snail the Pale
      • So Nude
      • Something Brewed
      • Southern Star
      • Spirals
      • Splorge!
      • Springtime Lies
      • Spruce Moose
      • Squash Your Enemies
      • Stag
      • Stomper
      • Stone Valley
      • Summerween
      • Summit
      • Summoner
      • Sunken Wit
      • Super Jeff
      • Teamaker
      • Test Drive
      • Thrasher
      • To Have and to Hold (My Beer)
      • Treasure Hunt
      • Tres Brujas
      • Triple Pearl
      • Unholy Alliance
      • Uni-Dog
      • Untethered
      • Uptown
      • Versterven
      • Voyager
      • Vye-Olent World
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      • Wellington
      • The Windy Man
      • Worshipper
      • Zoopah!
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