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Beer Name: Shut Up Kelly!
Style: Robust Porter
ABV: 6.3%
IBU: 32
Color: Inky blackness so deep it threatens to consume you, tinged with taupe at the edges.

Cheese Pairing: Oma, Chimay, or another washed-rind semisoft cheese.
Food Pairing: Smoked pork chops and a baked potato that's been buttered up real good (sour cream acceptable). 
Music Pairing (Jimbo's Choice): "Brewing the Storm" by Black Tusk.
Music Pairing (Jared's Choice): "Harmony" by Clinic.
Best Occasion to Drink: Board game night (also acceptable: Metal Monday).

Brewer's Notes:
I used to work with a girl named Kelly who didn’t like dark beers until she drank my porter. Then every time I mentioned brewing within twenty feet of her, she’d ask, “Are you brewing your porter?” and then she’d start telling the same story I just told you, only ten thousand times longer. Eventually, I brewed the porter again in the hopes of getting her to shut up about it. It didn’t work, but the beer was a keeper.
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Porter might be my favorite style of beer to brew because, frankly, it's the easiest. There are a dozen different ways you can screw up a porter and still have it turn out pretty good (it's also a go-to when drinking beer from an unfamiliar brewery, for similar reasons). The downside of such a forgiving beer style is that it's that much harder to make something that's better than Pretty Good. But since we cut our teeth on porter, and have been coming back to the style for over a decade, we've got a few tricks up our sleeve(s). So give it a try! Even if you've been disappointed by dark beers before, you may be surprised. 
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    • Shut Up Kelly!
    • Weekly Cask
    • El Pulpo
    • Doomrider
    • F.A.O.
    • Joybringer
    • The Protector
    • Ginger Extraordinaire
    • Joyrider
    • Buffalo Nickel
    • Melvin the Mammoth
    • Cryptic Nonsense
    • Best
    • Stone Valley
    • Lazy Pants
    • Bone Machine
    • Estate
    • Past Brews >
      • 100
      • Adelle
      • Armchair
      • Azacca
      • Beer of Truth
      • Believer
      • Belma
      • Biere de Krampus
      • Big Boots '17
      • Big Boots '18
      • Big deLICious
      • Bison Penny
      • Black Witow
      • Blood Built
      • Bone Smasher
      • Bullhead
      • Cello
      • Chance
      • Chaos
      • Chromo
      • Clusterbomb
      • Come Out and Play
      • Comet Bomb
      • Cosmic Showers of Love
      • Danzig
      • Death Salon
      • DNA
      • Doyle
      • Fermento-Tainment!
      • Four Star Smoothie
      • Galena
      • Ghost Dragon
      • Ginger Jamboree
      • Ginger Spectacular
      • Gnasher
      • Green Smoothie
      • The Gruncle
      • Hartshorne
      • Hillcrest
      • Honey 'n' Hops
      • Idaho 7
      • J.A.R.E.D.
      • Jabber
      • Jaunty
      • Jimbo Jaliper
      • Jodi
      • Josh
      • Korey
      • L.I.Z.
      • Lawbringer
      • Lawn Chair
      • Library
      • Life Sentence
      • Lil' Delicious
      • Lil' Witeon
      • Loretta
      • Love Doctor
      • Madeline the Destroyer
      • Marimba
      • Maybe Saturday
      • Mo'Biscuits!
      • Monarch
      • Mr. Buttons
      • Nerd Farm
      • Nick
      • Nug
      • Oh My!
      • Orange Red Dead
      • Pink Smoothie
      • Pounder
      • Pullover
      • Purple Smoothie
      • Quaddles
      • The Quadless Leg Monster
      • Rebello Fellow
      • Redeemer
      • Ruby Rye
      • Serendipity
      • Shelby
      • Showdown
      • So Nude
      • Springtime Lies
      • Stag
      • Stomper
      • Summit
      • Summoner
      • Sunken Wit
      • Teamaker
      • Test Drive
      • Thrasher
      • To Have and to Hold (My Beer)
      • Uptown
      • Voyager
      • Vye-Olent World
      • Warehouse
      • The Windy Man
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