Beer Name: Shut Up Kelly!
Style: Robust Porter
ABV: 6.3%
IBU: 32
Color: Inky blackness so deep it threatens to consume you, tinged with taupe at the edges.
Cheese Pairing: Oma, Chimay, or another washed-rind semisoft cheese.
Food Pairing: Smoked pork chops and a baked potato that's been buttered up real good (sour cream acceptable).
Music Pairing (Jimbo's Choice): "Brewing the Storm" by Black Tusk.
Music Pairing (Jared's Choice): "Harmony" by Clinic.
Best Occasion to Drink: Board game night (also acceptable: Metal Monday).
Brewer's Notes:
Liz and Jared used to work with a girl named Kelly who didn't like dark beer until she tried this one, and then she wouldn't shut up about it! This beer takes its inspiration from two sources: firstly, there are too many people out there who shy away from dark beer because it's "too heavy" or something like that, and we think that's a buncha bushwah! Secondly, there aren't enough regular-ass porters in the world these days, and we aims to fix that! This beer is comfortingly rich and smooth with notes of chocolate and roast, reminiscent of a fine port or one of those $8 chocolate bars. A hug in a glass!
Note: Kelly does not work for us, nor has she ever. And no, you're not the first one who's thought to ask any/all of our female bar staff if they're Kelly.
Style: Robust Porter
ABV: 6.3%
IBU: 32
Color: Inky blackness so deep it threatens to consume you, tinged with taupe at the edges.
Cheese Pairing: Oma, Chimay, or another washed-rind semisoft cheese.
Food Pairing: Smoked pork chops and a baked potato that's been buttered up real good (sour cream acceptable).
Music Pairing (Jimbo's Choice): "Brewing the Storm" by Black Tusk.
Music Pairing (Jared's Choice): "Harmony" by Clinic.
Best Occasion to Drink: Board game night (also acceptable: Metal Monday).
Brewer's Notes:
Liz and Jared used to work with a girl named Kelly who didn't like dark beer until she tried this one, and then she wouldn't shut up about it! This beer takes its inspiration from two sources: firstly, there are too many people out there who shy away from dark beer because it's "too heavy" or something like that, and we think that's a buncha bushwah! Secondly, there aren't enough regular-ass porters in the world these days, and we aims to fix that! This beer is comfortingly rich and smooth with notes of chocolate and roast, reminiscent of a fine port or one of those $8 chocolate bars. A hug in a glass!
Note: Kelly does not work for us, nor has she ever. And no, you're not the first one who's thought to ask any/all of our female bar staff if they're Kelly.
