**In this case, "straightforward" means that we filled out a fifteen page application with five hundred pages of supplemental paperwork, plus several ads in the newspaper, two separate sets of registered mail sent to all of our neighbors, and a hearing or two. We might be stretching the definition of the word a bit.
***And by "purtied up" we obviously mean "with stickers on them."
****He got in a car crash two days after he finished recovering from the flu.