* Fun (albeit tangential) fact: we get charged more for music licensing if we, and I quote, "allow dancing." So in other words: for legal reasons we have decided to side with the town council from the first half of Footloose.
** We would remove our food requirement in a show of solidarity/protest, but there are legitimate concerns that - if we were to do so - the local hot dog industry would suffer irreparable damage
*** BEN.