-Horatio Lookalike Contest - this seems pretty self-explanatory
-The Bacon Truck from Noon 'til Six! - also self-explanatory? Except they won't be in a truck, they'll be in our taproom, which means you can stay warm whilst filling thyself with bacon.
-Mac and Cheese Showdown! - starting at six PM, we're gonna have some food friends - notably the long-time rivals Brato and Bonetown - in to show off their Mac and Cheese Chops and you get to help determine the winner! And you do so by eating! It sounds like a hard day's work, but we believe in you.
-Cool swag! - we did it up proper with fancy gold-rimmed glasses last year, and it would be silly to let that tradition fall by the wayside.
-Probably cake! - honestly, cake just kind of shows up around here a lot of the time. Seems pretty likely there'll be cake at this thing.
** And also probably a little while after this event, unless we somehow manage to drink just a ton of beer at this thing.