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In Which the "New Normal" Comes Back to Haunt Us

4/27/2021

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Howdy, friends! It looks like this summer is in some ways gonna be a repeat of last summer, with frustratingly-vague (yet somehow oddly-specific) rules being issued from On High every 45 minutes or so. Anyway, we're still receiving "guidance" on all that, but we've got a few words about a few things, so let's cut the shuck and jive and get to it!
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Firstly and most vaguely, it was just announced that the outdoor mask restriction was "eased," but only "where social distancing is possible." That... doesn't apply to us? Probably? And also it doesn't mean anything? Despite having an effective date, there's no actual concrete changes. Anyway, there's no real way to keep that kind of distance from other people in our beer garden unless you're sitting, and at that point you've probably already got your mask off, which makes it irrelevant. I dunno, this one is confusing (see? Just like last year!).
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Secondly, on May 29th, breweries are allowed to open (FINALLY), as long as they don't open their dance floors. Honestly, we've heard the term "dance floor" far more times while reading covid guidance than we have in the past decade, which kind of seems like somebody in the State House has a whole thing about dance floors,* but we digress. The real gist of the jib here is that (as far as we can tell, at this point) won't need to require food orders in order to sell drinks... starting in over a month. You won't be surprised to learn that we think this is a bunch of hooey, considering the number of giant venues who never had to do crap like this (say, for example, a baseball rink that recently stopped being a mass-vaccination site because sports are more important than health), but we've played along for this long** so we might as well see it through.
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But after you cut through all the mumbo-jumbo, it's best to take a step back and realize what's really important here, and that would be beer. And on that note, we've got two new beers for you this week (and neither of them is a beer that we released last week but forgot to mention in last week's blog, that's for sure) and we have a cask and as luck would have it we're also all stocked up on all your hot dog needs, so read on and/or drink up!
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First on up, available in cans right now is SaBRU! We took a buncha wild 'n coconutty Sabro and paired it up with the beguilingly pineapple-forward BRU-1 and we jammed a crapton of each into one fermentor and it's tasty as heck and it's out now and you should drink some!
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Next up on that ol' drinkin' docket is cask! This time around, we took our favorite beer to drink on cask - namely Extra Naked - and we jammed in a bunch of cool-sounding new-to-us hops that SOMEbody*** kinda forgot to write down so it'll be a tasty surprise for all of us on Thursday!
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And, lastly but far from leastly, we've got us another can release on Friday! This one's a hoppy saison featuring El Dorado® and it's called Cone Crusher! The name is definitely a reference to hop cones and not an endorsement of people driving over the traffic cones that our neighbors leave all over the parking lot (you know, the ones with aggressive right-wing political stickers on their trucks? The ones who yell at you if you park in the parking lot?). Either way it's gonna be tasty and you should come grab a can or four!

* Fun (albeit tangential) fact: we get charged more for music licensing if we, and I quote, "allow dancing." So in other words: for legal reasons we have decided to side with the town council from the first half of Footloose. 
** We would remove our food requirement in a show of solidarity/protest, but there are legitimate concerns that - if we were to do so - the local hot dog industry would suffer irreparable damage
*** BEN.

2 Comments
Denise Carr
4/28/2021 10:55:16 am

Your blogs are so entertaining!! Ha, ha...

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Chris
4/28/2021 03:59:00 pm

Frustrating! Thanks for the honesty, and hopefully you're able to get rid of all the things that obviously make no sense soon.

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      • The Airness
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      • Baby Monster
      • Barb
      • Barrel Aged Biere de Krampus
      • Barrel Aged Dark Humor
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      • Believer
      • Belma
      • Benevolent Beast
      • Benthic Realm
      • Best
      • Biere de Krampus
      • Biere de Melons
      • Big Boots '17
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      • Blue Manic
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      • Boneheads
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      • Bullhead
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      • Cartwheels
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      • Centennial
      • Champion of the Sun
      • Chance
      • Chaos
      • Chaos Reigns
      • Chaotic Gold
      • Chimera
      • Chromo
      • Clusterbomb
      • Come Out and Play
      • Comet Bomb
      • Comfy Pants
      • Cone Crusher
      • Control is in Your Command
      • Cosmic Showers of Love
      • CPHaze
      • Cryptic Nonsense
      • Crystal
      • Dance Bob
      • Danzig
      • Dark Humor
      • Dead Dry Eyes
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      • DNA
      • Dobbie
      • Don't Go!
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      • El Azacuanot
      • Electric Juicer
      • Elmo
      • Embrace the Chaos
      • Embrace of Death
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      • Empress in Decline
      • Estate
      • Everything is Peachy
      • Exiled From the Abyss
      • F.A.O.
      • Fancy Pants
      • Fermento-Tainment!
      • Fig Pig
      • Firekeeper
      • Fixation on Red Ale
      • Float Along
      • Fool's Paradise
      • Four Star Smoothie
      • Funky Life
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      • Ganymede
      • The Gargoyle
      • Get Proud and Get Loud!
      • Ghost Dragon
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      • Melvin the Mammoth (Goes to Kentucky)
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      • Mild Child
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      • Mo'Biscuits!
      • Monarch
      • Mr. Buttons
      • Multihead
      • Mystery Shack
      • Nameless Wave
      • Nerd Farm
      • NeverNude
      • Nick
      • Barrel Aged No Light Ever
      • No Light Ever
      • No Puns, Just Fun
      • Nug
      • Ocean
      • Oh My!
      • Oink!
      • Ol' Orange Eyes
      • On-On
      • Orange Red Dead
      • Organ Meats
      • Out of Bounds
      • Ozzy
      • Part Deux
      • Passion (Fruit) Project
      • Pat Signal
      • Pepite
      • Picnic Time
      • Pink Smoothie
      • Pizza Time!
      • Play Date
      • Pobody's Nerfect
      • Porcupine
      • Pounder
      • P.R.I.D.E.
      • Pre-Boil Dave
      • Pride and Pomegranate
      • Pretend It's Summer
      • The Protector
      • Pullover
      • Purple Smoothie
      • Quaddles
      • The Quadless Leg Monster
      • R.B.G.
      • Rakau
      • Rebello Fellow
      • Redeemer
      • The Royal Sampler
      • Ruby Rye
      • Rufus
      • Sabrobro
      • SaBRU
      • Sachem's Ale
      • ... Sandwiches!
      • Sato
      • Scatterbrau
      • Serendipity
      • Seven Xs
      • Shadows
      • Shelby
      • Shlem
      • Showdown
      • Sip Time
      • Sir Wallington
      • Skeleton Key
      • Smaltster
      • Snail the Pale
      • So Nude
      • Soiree
      • Something Brewed
      • Southern Star
      • Spacin' Out
      • Spirals
      • Splorge!
      • Springtime Lies
      • Spruce Moose
      • Squash Everything
      • Squash Your Enemies
      • Stag
      • Stick the Landing
      • Stomper
      • Stone Valley
      • Strut!
      • Summerween
      • Summit
      • Summoner
      • Sunday Plans
      • Sunken Wit
      • Super Jeff
      • Teamaker
      • Test Drive
      • Thrasher
      • TLA
      • Trial Run
      • To Have and to Hold (My Beer)
      • Treasure Hunt
      • Tres Brujas
      • Triple Pearl
      • Two To Mango
      • Unholy Alliance
      • Uni-Dog
      • Unchained
      • Untethered
      • Uptown
      • Vacant Throne
      • Versterven
      • Voyager
      • Vye-Olent World
      • Walkin' Beer
      • Warehouse
      • Wasted Life
      • Weird Moon
      • Welcome to the Bad Future
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