But! One of the two glasses we've got for sale right now is a limited-edition small-run bit o' joy that may never again see the light of day once we run out. Sure, they're just shaker pints, which might not be as sexy as stemmed tulips or Billy pints, but buying one of these will show the world that you're one Rad Duderino (note to editor: check with an actual "hep cat" to get the "down low" on the "jive lingo" that "all the kids are using these days").
OK fine. I'll admit it. We bought like two cases because we wanted to test the quality from the manufacturer (and because we wanted some tax-deductible Christmas presents to give out). And the quality is great! But calling them "limited edition" just makes me feel so cool. And besides, we probably won't be offering these exact glasses again, so you should probably buy as many as you can. Unless, you know, you don't feel like being cooler than everybody else.