Hello again! We've been bein' the busiest bees we can be in order to get a whole buncha tasty beverages into your hands, so read on and check out all the stuff we're doin'!
First on up, the powers that be have decided that it won't cause massive social unrest or whatever* if we're allowed to deliver beer to people,** so now we're deliverin' beer! Thassright, fresh beer delivered right to your doorstep*** is just a phone call away! "But wait," you are surely saying "that sounds too easy, there have got to be a whole bunch of weird, arbitrary rules set up around something like this." And right you are! Each delivery needs to include a food item for some reason, though it doesn't seem to matter what the food item is (Girl Scout Cookies have been a popular choice), and also we're limited to 192 ounces of beer per delivery. And while we're not entirely sure where that number came from, it does mean that you can order a six pack of 32oz. growlers for delivery if you so desire (or, perhaps more reasonably, three four packs). Oh, and also we can only really deliver within 5-10 miles of the brewery because we only have one driver and his car is not very good.****
Anyway. Moving on. In these trying times we've started dipping into the ol' Rainy Day Stash (because whoa nelly is it ever a rainy day right now) and we're trottin' out bottles of some old favorites! And what that means in the here and now is that we've got Skeleton Key bottles back in stock!
And speaking of rad things that we've got back in the house, we've got more tackers! There's nothing that'll "spruce up" a room quite like a bigass metal print of our logo hangin' on the wall, so come getcha a bigass metal print of our logo to hang on your wall(s)!
* But only for the duration of the current State Of Emergency. Let's not get too crazy here.
** We might also be able to deliver via UPS, but we haven't figured the ins and outs of that approach just yet.
*** Or, equally likely, the sidewalk outside of your building because there's like one singular apartment building in the entire Boston area with a working call box.
**** He got into an accident a few months back and it was, somehow, considered an improvement to the car.
** We might also be able to deliver via UPS, but we haven't figured the ins and outs of that approach just yet.
*** Or, equally likely, the sidewalk outside of your building because there's like one singular apartment building in the entire Boston area with a working call box.
**** He got into an accident a few months back and it was, somehow, considered an improvement to the car.
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