But! We ain't gonna let a little holiday traffic** get us down, nosiree! And that's why on Thursday and Friday of this week we're bringin' back dollar hot dogs! Same deal as before - dollar dogs are only available with purchase, and (in the true spirit of the day) we're switchin' to the Costco brand for this - just like the founding fathers would have wanted!
** Or lack thereof, depending on how you look at it.