Movin' on to what all we got goin' on this week(end), on Thursday we've got our art and hippo auction! We've already sold off a fair bit of the art that adorns our walls (on account of how it would be a terrible idea to auction off like 150 different things) but we've saved some select pieces for live auction (which has limited seating, so get on it if you wanna be a part of it) which is gonna be emceed by two people who really have no idea how to run an auction and there's gonna be some curios that are available in a silent auction (which is open-access) and also we're gonna be auctioning off all the hippos hidden around the taproom (though in true Bone Up fashion we have definitely overestimated the number of people who care and/or know about the hippos***) and also we're gonna have Bonetown in the house slingin' some tasty eats and Jazz Funk Pregame providing some tunes and we're not saying you have to get all gussied up for our ridiculous auction, but also it would be funny if you did.
* Don't worry, my faithful readers (both of you), we'll still be puttin' up updates after all is said and done - for one thing, we've been doing this every week for most of a decade and it's gonna be hard to drop the habit. For another thing, even if all is said and done, we're gonna have plenty more to say and do, so we might as well keep shoutin' about it. Plus we'll probably be doing some retrospecting once we can get over that proverbial lump in our figurative throats, so you might as well keep checkin' back for a little while.
** I know I always say that Extra Naked is the best beer to have on cask, but let's be serious. It's Kelly.
*** For those of you asking "why hippos," I just... I don't fuckin' know, man.