Hello again, fans and friends! We got another rockin' and/or rollin' week fulla new beers (with promises of even more new beers to come!) plus some tasty eats an' a heapin' helpin' o' some big ol' news!
The big news is not that we have the best potato chips in the taproom now (but it is still news)
And what of news, you ask? Well I'm glad you asked because as of next dang week (which is to say Memorial Day), we're switchin' to Summer Hours which means we'll be open every dang day! So for at least the duration of the summer, you can say goodbye to wandering in on a Monday expecting to order a tasty beer, only to find a locked door or (even worse) a startled and confused Jared who doesn't know how you got in! Anyway, more to the point, we'll also be extending our weekday closing times back to 11 for the summer so's we don't cut short any Patio Fun Times!
Anyway, movin' on to the main event (beer), we've got a dang ol' solid selection comin' up for our cask on Thursday and that's Chaos Reigns! And in keeping with our loose "ingredients withbadass-sounding names" theme, we dry hopped it with, um, Mt. Rainier.
Mountains are pretty metal, right? No? Whatever, it's gonna be hella tasty.
And speaking of beer and/or tastes, this week we're puttin' our collab pants back on and brewin' up a batch with our pals from the Oceanaire! And since we seldom collab without a cause (with the exception of all those times we did exactly that), it behooves us to mention that we're makin' this beer for our upcoming beer dinner at the Oceanaire Seafood room on June 10th! We've gotten sneak peeks at the menu (and we may have sampled an appetizer or two of theirs during our "very important business meeting" that certainly wasn't a ploy on our part to get free shrimp), and we can say with some certainty that it gon' be delicious!
Tickets are $80 and you should grab one right now: Bone Up Beer Dinner
Bringin' it back to here and (closer to) now, this Saturday it's Tapas Time! We're bringin' T'ahpas 529 back in for some tasty treats!
And if your tastes sway further (way further) away from the fancier foods, then we've got just the thing! In honor of the long weekend and/or the beginning of the grilling season, we're doin' $1 hot dogs (terms and conditions apply) all day Sunday and Monday! And since Memorial Day is actually about something and not just an excuse to grill meats for several days straight, if you show a military ID, your dog is on the house! (And about all that "fine print:" dollar dogs are only available with beer purchase, they can't be substituted for flight snacks, and these will be far more "Costco brand" than the fancy Brato ones we usually serve).
We love hot dog season.
Oh, and have we mentioned our sweet new hoodies? No? Oh, well we have sweet new hoodies! What do you mean it's too warm out? Nonsense. Everybody needs a hoodie! What else are you going to tie around your shoulders when you pretend that you eat caviar, watch polo, and know what "mutual funds" are?
An ascot, maybe?
Jared and Jimbo will tell you some things, sometimes.