* We actually wrote this blog ahead of time, which is pretty uncharacteristic for us - usually it's frantically typed out at the literal last minute because SOMEbody has poor time management skills. Anyway, we (the authors of this here blog) have a Personal Obligation to go to the beach for a week so we're kinda just assuming that there won't be any new news for a couple weeks. Seems like a safe bet, right?
** Naming beers is harder than you think, okay?