If we're medium lucky, our cans will get here on Friday and we'll basically bring them straight from the truck to the canning line, only it'll have to be via some kind of bullshit circuitous bucket brigade Rube Goldberg nonsense because we sort of don't have a way to get cans inside? And if we're not lucky enough for that delightful scenario, we'll be getting cans on ? and filling them on ?? so we'll see! Anyway here are the new-to-us beers we'll be canning ASAP.
* Honestly, the best part about using this term is that in order to get the joke you kinda have to take beer seriously enough that you'll probably just be annoyed with us for saying it in the first place.
** It was in that tank for 555 days, which is a smidge longer than our usual six months.
*** We realized this when we still had Lazy Pants. RIP Lazy Pants. Again.