**"HI BOD - 10h42m"
***The store brand - not even the good kind.
****We bit the bullet and decided to just live there for the time being. If you stumble across a fort made out of a hollowed-out stack of plywood sheets that's wallpapered with receipts and cleverly hidden behind a pallet of ugly rugs, that's us. Feel free to say hi! (bring coffee)
*****I mean, it's safer than "tire fire" or "pile of uranium," but that's not super reassuring.