** Since this beer was made to be served at Boston is Doomed, we'll also have a cask of it tapped on that weekend. We tried to fill more than two casks of it but Liz wouldn't let us.
*** It has come to our attention that there's some sort of local music festival this weekend, but we still want to see all these cool artists and anyway the beer's much better here.
**** It's pronounced "x triple-x x" if you were wondering. Not the easiest band in the world to google, as I've mentioned before.