So. This Friday, we're hosting Vaulted and doing a record release kinda shindig and we're releasing that beer I just talked about (it's called Chaos Reigns, BTW) and there's gonna be a "listening party" whatever that means and there's frickin' rad t-shirts and just for (additional) laughs, we've got our pals from Brato comin' in with a shitton of spicy food! Oh, and if that weren't enough, Vaulted has the same affinity for "drinking for a cause" that we do, so $1 per pour of Chaos Reigns is getting donated to Trans Lifeline! So come on out and hang with metalheads and eat spicy food in our taproom, because that's definitely totally different than what it's normally like here!
** I don't want to say "as a joke" because that implies we didn't take it seriously, but we did it as a joke because we didn't take it seriously.