Man, I bet you're not at all tired of us giving you updates about stuff you can buy from our store. And that's good! ...because we've got some more updates about stuff you can buy from our store. We also intended to have a picture of the space so you could compare Real Life to that drawing Jimbo made for you last week, but Jared forgot to take that picture because he's a bonehead (and somehow there are even fewer lights inside the brewery now, so there's not much to show you on that front).
But I digress. On to the Store News: we finally got our tulips! We'd intended to have these ready for you at the same time as the billy glasses, but there were some issues with the printing that aren't really worth getting into right now. Now it's several weeks and one redesign later, and we've got a hella handsome glass for you to enjoy! This style of tulip is a staff favorite around here at Bone Up Headquarters, so hopefully you'll get as much drinking pleasure from them as we do.
These tulips are - for real this time - the last thing we're planning on adding to the store, at least until we're open to the public later this year. We've got some ideas of what we'll be offering once that time rolls around, but if you've got something that would particularly tickle your fancy, please don't hesitate to let us know (PS, we're almost sold out of our first printing run of Men's Large T-Shirts, so you'd better act soon if you want to be one of the "cool kids" who "did it first." We've got more on the way, but those won't be First Printing).
We also got a bunch of those things that you put your glass on, but we're not selling those because why would we
Jared and Jimbo will tell you some things, sometimes.