Now, I know what you've been thinking:* "it sure is great that I can buy Bone Up glassware in order to impress people at my next elegant dinner party, but how can I show the world that I'm a classy sophisticate when I'm out and about?"
Pictured: classy sophisticates.
Well never you worry, we've got the answer to your problem right here with some brand-spankin'-new Bone Up T-shirts! We did some extensive research** on different T-shirts before we picked these out, so we're confident that these will be perfect for any occasion - from meeting your in-laws for the first time to sitting around alone and eating ranch dressing straight out of the tub with your finger.
It's ok, Horatio will never judge you.
Go check them out! Now you don't have any excuse to hold your dinner parties topless (though if you do, maybe you should invite us?).
*Since last week? I guess?
**We use a process that I like to call "wearing T-shirts all the time always." To the casual observer, it's indistinguishable from regular ol' good taste in clothing.
**We use a process that I like to call "wearing T-shirts all the time always." To the casual observer, it's indistinguishable from regular ol' good taste in clothing.
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