Speaking of the holiday, in the spirit of giving and/or thanks, we've prepared a whole host o' holiday pairings for your enjoy:
pairs well with... wishing you hadn't eaten so much the previous day
and if you don't have any Extra Naked, we suggest... shame eating
pairs well with... just one more piece of pie
and if you don't have any Key Lime, we suggest... having two more pieces of pie
Shut Up Kelly!
pairs well with... ooh! Somebody brought fudge?!
and if you don't have any Shut Up Kelly, we suggest... trying to convince your elderly aunt to do shots of Allen's Coffee Brandy with you
pairs well with... a nap on the couch
and if you don't have any Wasted Life, we suggest... taking a nap anyway, albeit a less satisfying one
pairs well with... your "cool down meal" between dinner and dessert
and if you don't have any Black Witow, we suggest... digging through the liquor cabinet/wine cellar/booze closet and drinking straight from the first bottle you find with foreign writing on the label
pairs well with... trying to get out of any and all discussions about politics
and if you don't have any Ginger Spectacular, we suggest... pointing into the middle distance and yelling "what's that!?" and then running away, giggling
pairs well with... stuffing
and if you don't have any Clusterbomb, we suggest... crying a little
** Note: we have no affiliation with this band other than liking the shit out of their music.
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**** The actual due date is 12/15, but we ain't open that day.