In Which We Confuse Lack of Setbacks for Progress

It's been another landmark week down here at the ol' paperwork plant! This is the first week we've had dealings with the ABCC that didn't involve previously-unknown-to-us "required documents," lost paperwork,* or trips to the notary! What's more, I have it on good authority** that our permit is due to go in the mail today! This must be that elusive "progress" that we've heard so much about.***

But anyway, you didn't come all the way out to the Bone Up House o' Rambling just to hear about the stuff that didn't happen this week. Just like we promised you last week, Jimbo's cooked up another heapin' helpin' of label concept art for you. Have a look!

Now, I know what you're thinking****: "You just said just last week that the labels would prominently feature handsome mustachioed skeleton Horatio Skellingham III! Where he at? He an octopus now?"

But he's there! To be fair, he'll be a lot easier to spot if/when we go full color on this bidness, but look again - he's sitting left-center, clearly enjoying the hell out of his inner tube ride (the more eagle-eyed among you might also spot our secondary mascot, El Pulpo, who's peeking out somewhere on the right side of the label).

That's all for this week, but join us next week when we get our permit,***** update you on construction progress,****** and show you more label concept art!*******

*Except for what we sent them last week.
**Not really.
***No it isn't.
****Not true.
*****Hear more vague promises from our friends at the ABCC.
******Probably show you some more pictures of wood and/or dirt.
*******Actually figure out how to do footnotes right.****