* In the sense that nobody celebrates this holiday outside of this building. At least not that we know of.
2019: Year in Review
** And, somehow, nursing several different headaches at once.
*** Be weird, but with a microphone this time
**** That being said this year will still be remembered as The Year When Everything Broke, but that's a different story for a different time.
***** We're using a pretty liberal definition of "minute" here, since this took a somewhat-embarrassing amount of time to write.